笑话是一种简单的艺术语言，它能排解我们的不开心，以下是小编整理的爆笑英语冷笑话，欢迎阅读。

　　爆笑英语冷笑话1

　　Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

　　她举了这么一个例子：有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。

　　His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

　　他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么? 一个女生举手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?

　　一个女生举手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

　　爆笑英语冷笑话2

　　One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked o

　　Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

　　汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”

　　Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

　　比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个?”

　　Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

　　汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”

　　Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

　　比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?”

　　爆笑英语冷笑话3

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

　　The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”

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